1st Edition Heroin & Cocaine Cruet Set. Don't put your drugs in them - it's a bit too obvious.

These might look like any old David Shrigley Heroin and Cocaine salt and pepper shakers, but they are a better class of cruet.

These are the porcelain first edition ones made in Limoges, France in 2000, not the 2008 UK ones that come in a box that you can buy here.

I think they are slightly different in other ways too, but I'm not sure exactly.

Staffordshire? Pottery? It'll never catch on.